1. Meg, check out that hot guy from Norwalk.
2. I’m sorry, repeat what you said. Seriously.
3. How long do I have to hold this pose? #Ihatehumanstatues #noonecares
4. Shrek the Ogrelord spoke to me.
5. Hey Davis, stop puffing your chest out. You’re not a man.
6. Okay ladies… Strike a pose!