1.  Meg, check out that hot guy from Norwalk.

2.  I’m sorry, repeat what you said. Seriously.

3.  How long do I have to hold this pose? #Ihatehumanstatues #noonecares

4.  Shrek the Ogrelord spoke to me.

5.  Hey Davis, stop puffing your chest out. You’re not a man.

6.  Okay ladies… Strike a pose!